RichardOfOxford

i. aries the stars say they are refunding your wishes in full because they are stars, they were only ever stars and nothing is real - not you, not them, not anything. ii. taurus the stars say that you should take better care of your immortal soul. drink water, get some sleep, go outside for a bit of fresh air. keep doing your best. they're here for you if you need to talk. iii. gemini the stars say that you should have died last week. you were supposed to be killed in a terrible car accident, but you escaped through some unforeseen twist of fate. there is an imbalance in the world. the stars want you dead. you are not safe here. iv. c